WELCOME TO INDIA!!
BIZZARE.OVERLODED.TECHNICOLOUR.CHAOTIC.GOLMAAL. JUGAAD.CHALTA
HAI
You’d run out of words long
before you’d run out of an India that all those words describe. And in not just
on but many, including “Unicode”..
India is not a contradiction
in terms .It sets the terms for contradictions. It’s the world’s biggest and
the most energetic democracy, where people chuck out governments as frequently
as they chuck out garbage. It’s a byword for immense wealth and terrible
poverty, a realm of billionaires and beggars, the mahakumbh mela and the
biggest malls, tantriks and twitter, the numerous mighty goddesses and the
shameless “female foeticide, a country of unemployment and “U.S employers”, a
boast of “Hamare Sanskar” and the ever increasing crime rate in the country.
India is nothing short of a
circus, featuring 33 crore gods, countless fake godmen ( the most popular one
being Nirmal baba) and infinite worshippers. And when it comes to talking about
India how we can forget “The art of Corruption” with tax stealing ‘Priyanka
Chopras’ and money eating ‘Kalmadis’,
but inspite all these India stands at the top of the “developing economies”
list .With chinkara hunting ‘Salman Khans’ and vast kinds of shifting
cultivation ,India is famous for maintaining its ecology.
But still on a happy note ,we have Sania
Nehwals and Sachin Tendulkars to be proud of.Even after the 26/11 attacks on
Mumbai we stood up united .Even though we are regarded a poor country, we have
successfully hosted the auspicious and stupendous Commonwealth games.
Here we would like to
showcase the new terminology of India:
CHALTA HAI INDIA: Aren’t we
all aware about the infamous “I don’t care” and “ignoring” attitude. Dumping
garbage on roads, cops sleeping on duty, the most recent and upsetting example
of molestation in Guwahati where no one cared to stop and help whereas just
preferred to watch the shameless act ….and
the list of this ‘Chalta hai’ attitude is endless
JUGAAD INDIA: Innovative fixes,
enterprising street mechanics and business ideas, bending/bypassing of rules,
getting admission into educational institutions through donations rather than
merit…I think we manitians need not be told what is Jugaad about, after all we consider ourselves to be best at it..
BIZZARE INDIA: Strange customs
and uncouth taboos, creepy rituals and superstitions, crazily mis-spelt
signboards , and weird advertising taglines.
CHAOTIC INDIA: Complete
absence of order and system in our daily life, overcrowded trains, buses,
roads, traffic rules never being followed, urinating anywhere and everywhere,
and many more such examples
INCREDIBLE INDIA: The
spectacular beauty, heritage and medley of colour that is India. Multicultural
and multilingual India is world famous for its beautiful monuments, enthralling
fairs, colourful dresses ,wild life and how can we forget the inexplicable
magical Bollywood .
So what about the changes
that will make this INDIFFERENT INDIA ,the truly INCREDIBLE INDIA, not just in
our opinions but also that of the foreign visitors we welcome each day .Even
though we are proud to belong to this culturally rich and beautiful country we
must together pledge to make it socially beautiful too.As it has been rightly
said “Ask not what
your country has done for you, ask what you have done for your country”
As a last word, a call to the youth and
teenagers of our country to help in the intellectual progress of our country.
The youth is all powerful and if we join hands and dedicate ourselves to the
mission of India’s upliftment, no super power can hold us back. Let us change
this “CHALTA HAI “attitude of India but redefine it as “KEEP MOVING”!!. On the
last note
BE PROUD TO BE AN INDIAN
JAI
HO!
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